Heck, life is hectic and it's rough keeping up with the daily grind. You should be out having a romantic evening with your lover, hanging out with friends, acting like a kid with your kids, cuddling up in your favorite chair with a good book, taking a walk in the woods… you get the idea! Fortunately, Ferns is here to help you out! Stop by and pick up our freshly made, FULLY COOKED, Meals To Go!! All you need to do is simply pop them into your microwave and *voila* you're a hero! We have a variety of choices for a variety of appetites and, as always, we back everything we sell with our exclusive Unconditional Satisfaction Guarantee.

Try one of the fabulous entrees by our vendor partner Hans Kissle….
SAMPLE MENU: Classic Mac & Cheese; American Chop Suey; Ham, Spinach or Quiche Lorraine;

Ham it upAnd be a hero!... Here's an easy recipe that your family and guests will absolutely RAVE about! Stop by and pick up one of our fresh (we get all meats twice a week!) Boar's Head Sweet Slice Hams. It's Extra Lean and Boneless which means that because its' all 100% meat there's NO WASTE… And best of all, it's fully cooked! Grab a jar of our Boar's Head Brown Sugar & Spice Glaze…. coat the entire ham… pop it in your oven to heat up and *voila!* … here's what our customers have to say: "It was fabulous! Our guests are still calling to rave about it!" "The absolute easiest way to serve up a tremendous meal!" "Thanks for the tip! You made me look good!" Hams average 5-6 lbs. or smaller 2-3 pounders can be ordered up for you.

Is your mouth watering yet ???

ANOTHER MEAL TIP: Try a rack or half rack of fully cooked pork ribs by Boar's Head! Simply wrap in tin foil, pop on your grille or in your oven to heat up. You can simply order up a rack on Monday or Thursday for pick up on Tuesday or Friday!

Serve any of these savory meals up with a side of Hans Kissle Gourmet Potato Salad, Tri-color Pasta or Cole Slaw and enjoy a delectable meal without the hassle. Dessert? Put out a plate of Ferns freshly-baked cookies and watch how fast they disappear!

At Ferns, we aim to keep life simple.

 

Plant more rows of corn then you think you'll need. At harvest time, you'll discover you had more friends then you thought you had.